iPad Kids Can’t Even Play A Hockey Game Without Their Phones Falling Out Of Their Pocket

Frickin’ kids these days, man. They can’t go anywhere without their precious little screens. Constantly walking around with one AirPod in their ear. On their phone at dinner. On their phones in class. They can’t even show up and play a hockey game anymore without needing to have their phone on them. 

We’ve seen this happen in baseball a time or two before. But honestly, that made sense. You have pockets in baseball pants, and a place to easily store your cellular device. There’s at least an excuse to be thrown out there that maybe you just forgot to take your phone out of your pocket before heading out for the game. 

But there are no pockets in hockey pants. Maybe I just haven’t purchased a new jock in over a decade, but I don’t think there are any pockets in there either. The only way to bring your phone out with you during a hockey game is if you try to just store it in your waistband. Mostly everyone with a functioning brain would just leave the phone in the locker room. Practically everyone with a functioning brain would know that even if you brought the phone out with you on the bench, there’s no possible way you could play a shift with it in your pants. 

But for Nikita Dynyak, he could go the 45-60 seconds without his phone. Maybe he had a rocket in the stands he was trying to wheel and needed to make sure he could answer a few texts. Maybe he was firing off a few live bets on the Panthers/Falcons game. Maybe he was playing Candy Crush. Who knows. All I know is he better thank his lucky stars that John Tortorella isn’t coaching in the KHL or else he’d be spending the next few seasons in the gulag. 

P.S. — Love #21 trying to tell the ref the phone had to have come from the other bench. No possible way one of his teammates would be dumb enough to bring it out on the ice with him…

@JordieBarstool

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